Jermain Defoe Returns to Tottenham

Looking more like a cockney pimp than a footballer, Defoe returned to White Hart Lane to greet fans and wave his hands about in a welcoming manner. The agent-less baller negotiated the £15m transfer apparently, seeing that he's currently having issues with his representation.

I'm assuming he returned to London because he ran out of women to bone date in Portsmouth. God knows, London is full of women pretty and stupid enough to hook up with the 2008 Man-Ho of the Year.


picture via The Guardian