Thursday, March 19, 2009

How to seduce a girl in 60 minutes the Russell Brand way (why not, while he's waiting for a ferry)

Russell Brand has more notches on his bedpost than almost anyone - and here's why.

The comedian gives a perfect demonstration of his pulling power as he seduces a random female while he's waiting for a ferry in Sydney, Australia.

The 33-year-old approaches, chats up and passionately kisses a girl known only as Emma... all in less than 60 minutes.


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Step 1: Russell Brand approaches Emma at Watsons Bay in Sydney Harbour as she waits for the ferry

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Step 2: In skinny jeans and flip-flops, he impresses with his literary criticism


He spotted the attractive blonde at Watsons Bay while waiting for a harbour ferry and with time to kill decided to make friends.

As she sat on the wall reading a book with her fish and chips and a bottle of water, he sauntered over and took a look before appearing to launch into a reading - or at least a discussion on its literary merits.

It definitely seemed to do the trick, because minutes later the presenter was moving in for the kill.

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Step 3: Emma appears unable to resist Russell's sense of humour

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Step 4: Look no hands, says Russell as he tries to appear unthreatening


He made her laugh - just as well seeing as he is currently touring Australia with his stand-up show - and then they kissed.
He was dressed in casual jeans, white T-shirt and flip flops while his catch was clad in a prettily patterned summer dress.

He eventually left her on the dock to board his ferry, where he made the peculiar decision to strip down to his Y-fronts for the duration of the boat ride.
But if Emma thinks their brief encounter was exclusive, then she may be disappointed.

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Step 5: Gotcha as Russell closes in for a kiss

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Step 6: Result pulls off the perfect result as he locks lips with his latest conquest


Just days ago Russell was seen frolicking on a Sydney hotel balcony in his pants with a mystery brunette.

And yesterday night he was spotted with another two female admirer draped over him at the Time Out party in Sydney's Ivy Pool club.

Russell left the UK last October under a cloud in the wake of Sachsgate.

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And here's some I met earlier: Russell partying last night with another two female admirers at the Time Out party held at Sydney's Ivy Pool club


He quit his BBC show after he and Jonathan Ross left obscene telephone messages for Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs.

The messages, which were broadcast on Radio 2 and claimed Brand had slept with the 78-year-old's granddaughter Georgina Baillie, prompted 42,000 complaints from members of the public.

But the scandal has not stopped him building up his fan base.


Y-fronts ahoy! Russell the exhibitionist treated passengers to the sight of him in a pair of white pants


Last week he turned out for a book signing at store Barnes & Noble in New York and was practically mobbed by adoring fans - male and female.

It came as his autobiography, My Booky Wook, an unflinching look at his sex, drugs and stand-up comic lifestyle, hit U.S. shelves.

And his publicity machine has clearly paid dividends, as hundred of fans swamped the bookstore to hear him read excerpts from the book.

He recently revealed the book will be turned into a film later this year.

Russell Brand I'm ship shape: The ever-confident comedian did away with conventional dress code for the trip


Source: Daily Mail Uk.

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